Filthy Talk for Troubled Times by Neil LaBute

Author:Neil LaBute
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781593763732
Publisher: Catapult
Published: 2018-05-16T00:00:00+00:00

The ACTOR calmly stands and pulls on his coat. Looking at the WRITER.

ACTOR You’re absolutely right—it will not be that way because I, as promised to you, will be wearing whiteface. And contact lenses—do you prefer blue or green? (To PRODUCER.) He said “blue” earlier, didn’t he?

PRODUCER . . . I believe so . . .

ACTOR So I’ll need those . . . and not the scary Lil’ Kim kind, okay? I’d rather have the more expensive ones that look real, so I would get hopping on that . . . and then the hair. Longish, right? (Pointing.) He said “longish” hair, for the part, wasn’t that it? Cute but not too cute . . . not girlish. I think I’ll just keep growing my own, so let’s see if we can make that work . . . and the rest will just sorta find a way into the process.

That’s how I usually do it, so let’s just go from there. (To WRITER.) And you . . . you should open an atlas sometime. Take a look. The Middle East? It’s in Asia. Yeah. Christ was Asian. (Smiles.) We good? Great. Thanks for the chat—see you at rehearsals. (Holding up his fist.) Peace.

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